A few nights ago Mike and I were talking about how he exaggerates and teases much more than I do. He was even having trouble coming up with examples of me using hyperbole. That led him to exclaim, “I can’t wait ’til they come out with Google Brain!” “Google BRAIN? You have totally sold out to the man.” “No, it would be really great. You could tell me a grocery list: milk, eggs, bread, yogurt – starred. I’d remember. And all the things I read and hear and…”
Yeah. He’s got it BAD.
Thomas does that too. The exaggerating drives me insane, especially when he overgeneralizes.
I love this!
He could use this It’s almost Google Brain.
*LOL* I adore google.
But, Hubby told me something about them a few weeks ago that made me feel sour towards them. If I had Google Brain (TM) I’d be able to remember what it was. . .
The super-memory aspect of Google Brain is only one of it’s many benefits. Ponder the possibilities:
– Telepathy. Since we’ll be warehousing our memory in the Google Grid, we’ll be able to set sharing preferences and filters on all of our cognitive assets. Typical communication barriers will shatter as we merely think information into someone else’s Brain Account.
– Brainframe Cognition. Taking its cue from supercomputing technologies like Beowulf clusters and grid networks, Google Brain will create a cognition network of all the billions of brains worldwide. Instead of a mainframe, we’ll have a Brainframe. For example, when we’re asleep we’ll be able to share our brains’ cognition resources with all the great thinkers of the world. And when we need to focus on some esoteric proof, we can tap into Brainframe to give us that extra edge.
– Utopia. The Brainframe will do away with troublesome concepts like self, otherness, property, and distinction. We will truly be one with each other, and with the world. We will be able to experience ultimate empathy, as we truly will feel each other’s pain and joy. Crime will disappear as you can’t kill someone or steal from them without killing or murdering yourself. Envy will disappear as everything will belong to all of us. Self-love will instantly turn into selfless-love, and usher us into nirvana.
Mike and Kristen, I would encourage you both to consider more deeply all the grand ramifications of Google Brain. I don’t believe the Brainframe will simply remind us to buy bananas — I believe it will be so so so much more, and we have merely touched the hem of its garment.
Oh. I’ve tried to google our bookshelves before. Looking at them, I’ve reached for the mouse to do a search for author and then realize they are physical shelves in front of me and I’ll just have to manually look through each of them to figure out where Hubby put a certain author in his grand organizing scheme.